can-town-mayor:

her-carcass-reanimates:

rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

now im lion on the cold hard ground

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS

I SOMETIMES HATE YOU PEOPLE

aiclan:

cormbread:

buttermilkqueen:

girl you are

no i’m genuinely confused is there even a joke here

queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

zosowiththemosto:

milkpunk:

yapped:

jankyass:

if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.

I have found my people.

who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video

youre all my soulmates

thinkiwannaharrylou:

you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming

yeah cause they are

oh cry me a river

if i did you’d pollute it

YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL

ESTABLISHMENT PUPPET

DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW

I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK

sennenhallows:

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the weak”

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the week”

There is no in between.

iancrawfords:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

(Source: spacecamps)

rubywhiterabbit:

thevulcantimelord:

I love how before tumblr I thought hot guys were

and now they’re like

thank you, tumblr.